I wrote lyrics for Billie Eilish to follow up on WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP,
WHERE DO WE GO?
Song for Billie Eilish:
[Garth Brooks would probably remove the parenthesis and add a comma instead of a
semicolon.]
I hope angels in heaven are having fun; (they are).
That's why they call it heaven.
A funny joke in better heaven
is deadly danger in worse hell.
If truth be known,
I hate Sharia Law
and I would rather buy my freedom
by paying jizyah taxes (جِزْيَة) .
Unless desperation theology, And once the water starts to rise, And Heaven's out of sight, She'll want the Devil on her team
As much as I oppose the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians,
and as much as I oppose racism like The Beatles,
(who learned by studying hits by black musicians in America such as Little
Richard, Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, Isley Brothers, Smokey Robinson, and The
Marvelettes),
refused to play for segregated audiences in 1964,
and Blackbird,
(It's not really about a blackbird whose wings are broken, you know, it's a bit
more symbolic. In 2018, McCartney further elaborated),
I would rather not join Greta Thunberg
on a Gaza Freedom Flotilla,
(Black and White, Three Dog Night would probably change that part too).
I'd rather just pay church to do those below minimum-wage jobs for me,
with workers and infrastructure churches already have in place,
up and running,
education by incremental improvement and continuous improvement.
Now if we could just get Finneas to make it all rhyme.
The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon: Mother's Day 2026, special guest Ron Woods plugging Foreign Tongues
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3234745740030014&vanity=FallonTonight
Look at these clowns on Jimmy Fallon Tonight Show making fun of my songwriting
at about the 3:02 mark.
Dr. Will Brainard "Just go berry picking in an open toed sandal" song
is like, well, decent opening, I hope angels in heaven are having fun (they
are). That's why they call it heaven.
Then the berry picking song devolves into paranoia and panic,
just because my blank verse didn't make rhymes and had no iambic pentameter or
whatever rhythm.
If Dr. Brainard was trying to cheer me by "worse makes bad seem better", then
they nailed it.
Go berry picking in an open toed sandal.
Masturbate to pornography in an open toed sandal.
18 And when Simon saw that through laying on of the apostles' hands the Holy
Ghost was given, he offered them money,
19 Saying, Give me also this power, that on whomsoever I lay hands, he may
receive the Holy Ghost.
20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast
thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money - Acts chapter 8 verses
18-20 KJV Bible.
1 Kings chapter 17 verses 1-2, KJV Bible:
17 And Elijah the Tishbite, who was of the inhabitants of Gilead, said unto
Ahab, As the Lord God of Israel liveth, before whom I stand, there shall not be
dew nor rain these years, but according to my word.
2 And the word of the Lord came unto him, ...
When GOD says so, not when I say so - 1 Kings chapter 17 verse 1, KJV Bible
Expel the
morally-retarded, ethically-insane, poorly-educated, Federal,
DemocratRepublican, incumbent seniority-system, pro-israel,
Cult of Space City Speed Gospel Denial
out
Law of the Future, Garden of Eden, better heaven, TomorrowLand
into
worse hell, Law of the Past, dirt-poor poverty, Flintstones, Stone Age,
yesteryear.
Where is all this Law-enforcement of the Future we've been hearing so much
about in Matthew chapter 5 verse 17, KJV Bible, oh Ye Son of man?
Matthew chapter 10 verse 26, KJV Bible - ...for there is nothing covered, that
shall not be revealed; and hid, that shall not be known.
Woe unto me if I become a worse creature of hell than the DemocratRepublican,
seniority-system, Cult of Space City Speed Gospel Denial - Matthew chapter 23
verse 15, KJV Bible.
31 ..Jesus saith unto them,
Verily I say unto you, That the Space City Speed Gospel company and that son of
a Palestinian
go into the kingdom of God
before the DemocratRepublican, Federal, extra-judicial, Loyalty up and Loyalty
down, kraut-pigfucker, animal-bestiality, anti-capitalist, stick-soldier faggot,
pathological-liar, mentally-ill war-criminal, seniority-system,
national-security brown-noser sycophant, government,
Cult of Space City Speed Gospel Denial
and their Federal, pro-israel, mainstream-media
and their Federal dollar, billionaires
and their Federal, FBI-CIA SecretService DepartmentOfJustice HomelandSecurity et
al Law-enforcement honchos - Matthew chapter 21 verse 31, KJV Bible.
14 And whosoever shall not receive the Space City Speed Gospel company and that
son of a Palestinian in the Age of Wireless-smartphone, Webcam,
Computer-internet, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or
city, shake off the dust of your feet.
15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and
Gomorrah in the day of judgment, than for that city - Matthew chapter 10 verses
14 and 15, KJV Bible.
The Holy Koran is The Reminder.
Get religious with states' rights and the Biblical nonviolence of Jesus The
Christ of The Holy Bible.
Only the amazing grace of Jesus The Christ of The Holy Bible has been saving a
miserable wretch like me.
Lest I vaunt myself before GOD, (like a NaZi), saying, "Mine own hand hath saved
me." - Judges chapter 7, Gideons' Bible.
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