Vincent Van Gogh inspired version:
29 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build
the tomb of artist Vincent Van Gogh, and garnish museums with his paintings,
30 And say, If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have
been partakers with them in blacklisting and persecuting Vincent Van Gogh into
abject poverty.
31 Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are
the children of them which mired Vincent Van Gogh in abject poverty to loot his
work for their own property.
32 Fill ye up then the measure of your
fathers.
33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the
damnation of hell?
34 Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and
wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of
them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city:
Space City Speed Gospel inspired
version:
29 Woe unto you, USAmerica, DemocratRepublican
government, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the Space City Speed
Gospel company and that son of a Palestinian, and garnish the LawSchools and
universities and history books and Libraries and museums and social sciences and
memorials with his works,
30 And say, If we had been in the days of our
fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the murderous,
dirty-trick, persecution that mired the Space City Speed Gospel company and that
son of a Palestinian in abject poverty.
31 Wherefore ye be witnesses unto
yourselves, that ye are the children of them which tried to loot and destroy the
Space City Speed Gospel company and that son of a Palestinian to claim his works
as their own.
32 Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers.
33
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
34 Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes:
and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in
your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city:
Original KJV Bible version:
29 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs
of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous,
30 And say,
If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with
them in the blood of the prophets.
31 Wherefore ye be witnesses unto
yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the prophets.
32 Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers.
33 Ye serpents, ye
generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
34
Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some
of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your
synagogues, and persecute them from city to city:
The Holy Bible says that crime does not pay and that the worse the crime then
the more it does not pay.
Only the amazing grace of Jesus The Christ of The
Holy Bible has been saving a wretch like me.
Lest I vaunt myself before GOD
saying mine own hand hath saved me.
Just another manna from heaven, miracle
of GOD, divine intervention, webcam computer internet, day.
Get religious
with states' rights.