Puss in Boots supports a small party with a platform of get religious with states' rights.
Puss in Boots is walking ahead of his candidate on the campaign trail.
In front of Puss in Boots is the Federal government ogre that protects the DemocratRepublican government
against all small parties and small party candidates.
The Federal government ogre roared, "I will destroy you and your candidate
and his small party with atom bombs to protect the DemocratRepublican,
two-party, American political tradition."
"Oh my!, exclaimed Puss in Boots,
"You are a ferocious and powerful Federal government ogre."
"But", Puss in
Boots continued, "If you were truly a great Federal government ogre then you
would hitch a ride
on a stealth bomber so we could get religious with
states' rights."
"Okay.", said the Federal government ogre, "I will hitch a
ride on a stealth bomber and disappear so you can
get religious with states'
rights."
"Why?", asked Puss in Boots.
"Because I feel like it.", said the
Federal government ogre.
Then "poof", the Federal government ogre disappeared
and did not protect the DemocratRepublican, two-party system against candidates
from small parties anymore.