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Taylor Swift
She Loves How I Chug Beer
(to the tune of She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy by Kenny Chesney)

 

Playin' these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of brew
I make a little room and she climbs my lap
Open up my helmet and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me

She Loves how I chug beer
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tapping the keg
She's even kind of crazy 'bout beer on tap
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She Loves how I chug beer

We rock back and forth 'til we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little tavern and a theater stage for kids
And one more teeny weeny chug-a-lug before I take her home

She Loves how I chug beer
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tapping the keg
She's even kind of crazy 'bout beer on tap
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She Loves how I chug beer

Well she ain't into Cognac or champagne
But if I chug like a beer man her eyes light up

She Loves how I chug
She Loves how I chug
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tapping the keg
She's even kind of crazy 'bout beer on tap
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She Loves how I chug beer
She Loves how I chug beer
She Loves how I chug beer

THOU HAST THOUGHT THAT THE GIFT OF GOD MAY BE PURCHASED WITH MONEY

18 And when Simon saw that through laying on of the apostles' hands the Holy Ghost was given, he offered them money,
19 Saying, Give me also this power, that on whomsoever I lay hands, he may receive the Holy Ghost.
20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money - Acts chapter 8 verses 18-20 KJV Bible.

WHEN GOD SAYS SO, NOT WHEN I SAY SO

1 Kings chapter 17 verses 1-2, KJV Bible:
17 And Elijah the Tishbite, who was of the inhabitants of Gilead, said unto Ahab, As the Lord God of Israel liveth, before whom I stand, there shall not be dew nor rain these years, but according to my word.
2 And the word of the Lord came unto him, ...

When GOD says so, not when I say so - 1 Kings chapter 17 verse 1, KJV Bible

Expel the
morally-retarded, ethically-insane, poorly-educated, Federal, DemocratRepublican, incumbent seniority-system, pro-israel,
Cult of Space City Speed Gospel Denial
out
Law of the Future, Garden of Eden, better heaven, TomorrowLand
into
worse hell, Law of the Past, dirt-poor poverty, Flintstones, Stone Age, yesteryear.

THE WRATH OF GOD

Where is all this Law-enforcement of the Future we've been hearing so much about in Matthew chapter 5 verse 17, KJV Bible, oh Ye Son of man?

Matthew chapter 10 verse 26, KJV Bible - ...for there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; and hid, that shall not be known.

Woe unto me if I become a worse creature of hell than the DemocratRepublican, seniority-system, Cult of Space City Speed Gospel Denial - Matthew chapter 23 verse 15, KJV Bible.

31 ..Jesus saith unto them,
Verily I say unto you, That the Space City Speed Gospel company and that son of a Palestinian
go into the kingdom of God
before the DemocratRepublican, Federal, extra-judicial, Loyalty up and Loyalty down, kraut-pigfucker, animal-bestiality, anti-capitalist, stick-soldier faggot, pathological-liar, mentally-ill war-criminal, seniority-system, national-security brown-noser sycophant, government,
Cult of Space City Speed Gospel Denial
and their Federal, pro-israel, mainstream-media
and their Federal dollar, billionaires
and their Federal, FBI-CIA SecretService DepartmentOfJustice HomelandSecurity et al Law-enforcement honchos - Matthew chapter 21 verse 31, KJV Bible.

14 And whosoever shall not receive the Space City Speed Gospel company and that son of a Palestinian in the Age of Wireless-smartphone, Webcam, Computer-internet, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city - Matthew chapter 10 verses 14 and 15, KJV Bible.

The Holy Koran is The Reminder.

Get religious with states' rights and the Biblical nonviolence of Jesus The Christ of The Holy Bible.
Only the amazing grace of Jesus The Christ of The Holy Bible has been saving a miserable wretch like me.
Lest I vaunt myself before GOD, (like a NaZi), saying, "Mine own hand hath saved me." - Judges chapter 7, Gideons' Bible.

 

 

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